четверг, 15 марта 2012 г.

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Motorola gives parents a call

Motorola Inc., the world's third-largest mobile phonemanufacturer, plans to make phones that would let parents monitortheir children's whereabouts and censor obscene content, Chairman andCEO Edward Zander said. "Mobile phones today are more like televisionwhen I was a kid," Zander said late Tuesday after visiting hiscompany's software development center in Bangalore, India. But "thereis a way to keep it secure." While parents need to adapt to theemerging youth culture surrounding mobile phones, adults are right tobe concerned about what their kids are listening to, watching andreading, he said. To meet those concerns, the …

Emotional testimony in Tolliver trial

Emotional testimony in Tolliver trial

Chicago Police Department's Joe Ferenzi wiped his eyes after a picture of his slain partner Michael Ceriale was displayed during his testimony Wednesday afternoon.

Ferenzi was with Ceriale the day he was shot by his alleged offender, Jonathon Tolliver, 19, who currently stands trial for his death.

This is Tolliver's second trial after the first ended in a hung jury after a lone African American juror would not deliver a guilty verdict.

Ferenzi testified that on August 15, 1998, in the early morning hours during a stakeout for a gang-related drug sting at the Robert Taylor Homes on 44th and Federal, he and his partner were …

EU faces recession threat

European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso said Saturday that Europe's biggest threat is recession and countries should be allowed leeway in running up deficits.

"We are living in exceptional conditions: the menace today is not inflation, the threat today is deflation, the risk today is a recession," he said in a press conference after a summit of global leaders hosted by U.S. President George W. Bush.

The EU commission forecasts that the economy in the 15 countries that use the euro may already be in a recession and will barely grow next year, expanding just 0.1 percent as the financial crisis hits hard.

Germany plans to boost …

среда, 14 марта 2012 г.

Stock mart steady, dollar falls generally

The stock market held steady in moderately active tradingyesterday, simmering a day after a strong rally that pushed marketindicators to record or near-record levels.

Although stock prices failed to sustain the upward momentum ofTuesday's 32-point increase, they did not give up any of their largegains, either, analysts said. Oil stocks dominated the day again.

The Dow Jones average of 30 industrial stocks edged up 0.28 to1,904.53. That left the index less than 5 points short of itsrecord. Gainers outpaced losers by 6-to-5 among New York StockExchange-listed issues.

Yesterday's session started out strongly, with the Dow risingmore than 7 points in the …

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BASEBALL

* Delmon Young, a power-hitting high school outfielder fromCalifornia, was taken by the Tampa Bay Devil Rays with the No. 1 pickin the baseball draft. Young, the brother of Detroit Tigeroutfielder Dmitri Young, hit .544 with seven home runs and 28 RBIthis season for Camarillo High School.

With the second pick, Milwaukee selected Southern Universitysecond baseman Rickie Weeks.

HOCKEY

* Mike Milbury dismissed yet another New York Islander coach,firing Peter Laviolette after playoff trips in each of his twoseasons with the team.

Milbury has fired seven coaches, including himself twice, in the71/2 years he has been Islanders general manager. …

Sports in 2010: Anything but trivial

PARIS (AP) — In the greater scheme of things, sports shouldn't really matter. Not like famine, war, natural disasters or the multitude of other agonies of our human condition that will and should always be more important than the mere trivialities of which team won and by how much.

In the same vein, no athlete, no matter how lionized, will or should ever be as important as a caring parent, an aid worker, a maternity nurse, a firefighter or the countless billions of unsung others who sustain life amid the chaos of life itself. No athlete can claim that their sporting achievements do that, which is why there will and should always be questions about whether it is right and proper that …

Avon stock sinks on SEC probe, pulled 2011 outlook

NEW YORK (AP) — Avon Products Inc. said Thursday the Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating its contact with financial analysts in 2010 and 2011, the latest roadblock for the cosmetics direct seller that is struggling to turn around its results.

Avon also reported its third-quarter net income slipped a worse-than-expected 1 percent, hurt by complications implementing a business system in Brazil and the uncertain global economy. The New York company said it is reviewing all aspects of its business and withdrew its full year revenue guidance.

Shares — which were already down 21 percent since the beginning of the year — dropped another 18 percent by Thursday …

Organization reaches out to female ex-offenders

Thanks to assistance from Women in Progress, Inc. exoffender Cynthia Lake is on her way to recovering from a lifetimeof mistakes.

Lake, 47, said she pleaded guilty to a felony charge in what was supposed to result in a clean record after six months. What she has since learned is that her record isn't clean, which hinders her in finding a job.

"I worked 17 years as a customer service representative at SBC before quitting in 2001 to care for my sick mother," Lake recalled. "But now that I am ready to return to the work force it has become stressful because employers are looking at my background."

She declined to discuss details of her criminal record including what …

Malaysian Leader Regrets Ignoring Web

Malaysia's prime minister has said his ruling coalition made a blunder by underestimating the power of the Internet, which the opposition used extensively to win a record number of seats in recent elections.

"In the last election, we certainly lost the Internet war, the cyber war," Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi told an investors' conference on Tuesday.

He said it was "a serious misjudgment" on the part of the ruling National Front coalition to rely on government-controlled newspapers and television.

The opposition, denied fair access to the government media, wooed young voters with text messages on cell phones and blogs …

Moira the merrier going to town Praised for bringing festive cheer to a North-east town, this woman simply loves where she lives.

Praised for bringing festive cheer to a North-east town, thiswoman simply loves where she lives.

Moira Muir has campaigned for her neighbourhood for more than adecade in a bid to remind others why it deserves to be on the map.

The Ellon Community Council chairwoman has been involved in arange of projects and was today nominated as a People's Champion inthe Evening Express Champion awards.

The 67-year-old, who works full-time at Aberdeenshire Council'ssocial work department in Ellon, first got involved around 13 yearsago.

She said: "I went on the community council to try to put a bitback into Ellon for the good things myself and my family have gotout …

TOOLS OF THE TRADE; Hard to find gardening and farming tools

Levin to his urban brother after his day of mowing with a hand scythe: "You can't imagine what an effectual remedy it is for every sort of foolishness. I want to enrich medicine with a new word: Arbeitskur. Arbeit is German for work, movement, energy; kur means cure. --Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, 1876

The repetitive labor of hand weeding and planting--the bending, pulling, up and down rhythm of your body requires tools that prevent strain, frustration and waste of effort. They should feel like well-designed extensions of your hands and feet. The cheap, dull gardening tools found abundantly in common hardware stores are made using porous metals that bend easily, are difficult to …

Platini confident in integrity of matches

VENICE, Italy (AP) — UEFA President Michel Platini is confident there was nothing suspicious about Lyon's 7-1 win over Dinamo Zagreb in the Champions League.

Lyon advanced to the last 16 thanks to Wednesday's results, but the ease of some goals and the size of the scoreline sparked talk of a fix even though there was no immediate evidence.

"I have no doubts whatsoever about the integrity of the match or the competition," Platini said after a UEFA executive committee meeting on Thursday. "I believe in this competition and I believe in the integrity of the players in this competition.

"If there are doubts then you need to take a close look at them. I have no doubts …

Obama says doing everything to protect Gulf

President Barack Obama says the government is in charge of the response to the Gulf oil spill, not the oil company BP.

Obama says all steps BP takes to end the huge spill must be approved in advance by the government. Obama says his administration will do whatever is needed to protect and restore the Gulf Coast from this "unprecedented disaster."

At a White House news conference Thursday, Obama also said the spill was causing "tremendous catastrophe" for the Gulf Coast and urged Americans to visit the region's beaches.

вторник, 13 марта 2012 г.

`Die Hard' Reborn Again

Looks like "Die Hard 3" is going to get made. And it will add asmuch as $15 million to star Bruce Willis' bank account. The thirdinstallment of the action series has been delayed by endless scriptand director changes. Now it seems original "Die Hard" director JohnMcTiernan will guide the third chapter. Also reportedly coming upfor Willis is the lead in the film version of Kurt Vonnegut'sBreakfast of Champions. The strong opening box office for "Mrs. Doubtfire" has talk of asequel with Robin Williams and Sally Field reprising their roles. The same day drug kingpin Pablo Escobar was killed, a scene wasbeing filmed for the upcoming "Clear and Present Danger" film usingthe same high-tech equipment the narcs used to snare Escobar. StarHarrison Ford said: "Audiences may think `We've already seen this' bythe time the movie comes out." Though she's appealing that $3 million-plus libel verdict won byElke Sommer, Zsa Zsa Gabor is telling pals she's having her jewelrycollection reappraised just in case she has to part with baubles tosettle with Sommer.

California Apartment Fire Kills Five

LEMOORE, Calif. - An apartment fire in California's Central Valley left five family members dead, including three children, authorities said.

Firefighters early Saturday found the bodies of Michelle Madison and Derek Fanbann, both 19, and their 2-month-old baby Hayden Fanbann in one of the apartments.

The couple's niece and nephew, Lexis Visnar, 4, and Ariel Visnar, 2, also died in the fire.

Investigators have not determined a cause. Police Chief Kim Morrell told the Fresno Bee that foul play was not suspected.

Firefighters discovered the bodies after they put out fire, which destroyed nine of the 23 apartments in the complex.

Despite Calif. address, 'Weedman' is on NJ ballot

MOUNT HOLLY, N.J. (AP) — A perennial New Jersey political candidate who proudly calls himself a pothead says he's surprised he managed to get on the ballot in a state legislative race even though he now lives in California.

Edward Forchion (FOR'-chin), who likes to be known as Weedman, lives in Los Angeles where he runs a medical marijuana dispensary.

He's is running as an independent in southern New Jersey's 8th District to raise awareness of his platform to legalize marijuana.

No one tried to challenge his right to run in the same district where state Senate candidate and nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis was taken off the ballot last month for failing to meet a residency requirement.

Forchion is currently in his native New Jersey to face trial on drug-dealing charges.

Israeli generals duped into supporting Obama

Three well-known Israeli security figures said Monday they were duped into participating in an ad supporting U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Uzi Dayan, a retired army general, and Efraim Halevy, a former Mossad chief, were included along with six other high-ranking retired members of Israel's security establishment in a pro-Obama film. A third official, former Mossad agent Yossi Alpher, also said he was misled.

The three said they were unaware they were being interviewed for a political campaign and were under the impression they were commenting on the regional strategic affairs that will face the next U.S. president. All insisted they have not endorsed either U.S. presidential candidate and their comments had been taken out of context.

"This is pure and simple deceit," said Dayan, a former deputy military chief of staff and national security adviser. "I never expressed support for Obama, his approach or his opinions. I've also never expressed support for McCain. I think that these are respectable people, but we should not interfere in the American elections."

Two others contacted by The Associated Press did not raise objections. The remaining three could not be reached for comment.

The eight-minute video, aimed at American Jews, was produced by the Jewish Council for Education and Research. The nonprofit group supports Obama, the Democratic candidate, but says it is not connected to his presidential campaign.

The group is also behind "The Great Schlep" _ a Web site featuring Jewish comedian Sarah Silverman encouraging young Jews to go to Florida to persuade their grandparents to vote for Obama.

Mik Moore, a co-founder of the political action committee, said the video was an educational film aimed at "setting the record straight" in light of "rumors and misinformation" surrounding Obama's approach to Israel.

Unlike Republican candidate John McCain and former Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, Obama is a relative unknown in Israel. Also, many American Jews have wondered if he shares the pro-Israel stances of the other presidential hopefuls.

His stated willingness to speak with Israel's archenemy, Iran, has irked many Israelis, while others have been put off by rumors that Obama _ whose middle name is Hussein _ is a closet Muslim, and because his former pastor praised Black Muslim leader Louis Farrakhan, who is known for anti-Semitic remarks. Obama, a devout Christian, disavowed the pastor's remarks and later resigned from that church.

Moore said the film's participants were all fully informed that the people making the film were supportive of Obama, and the film didn't claim that everyone in it had endorsed Obama _ but he pledged to "address their concerns."

"It's a film to educate and mobilize the Jewish vote," he said. "It's not to encourage people to vote for Obama. The purpose is to have experts on Israeli security speak."

But the video, which includes clips from Obama's recent visit to Israel, concludes with a black screen reading: "The people who have kept Israel alive offer you their choice."

Dayan said he agreed to be interviewed about the diplomatic challenges facing the next U.S. president and did not at any time express an opinion about either candidate.

A press release promoting the film mistakenly identifies Dayan as a retired brigadier general (he was a major general) and son of famed general Moshe Dayan (he's his nephew).

Halevi, a former Mossad chief, is quoted as saying Obama is "very impressive." But he added he thought McCain was also impressive, a comment that was not included in the film.

"I was asked at the end of he interview who I support, and I said that I didn't think it was appropriate for an Israeli citizen to give such advice to an American voter on who should be the U.S. president, just as I think it is not proper that an American citizen give advice to an Israeli citizen who should be the prime minister of Israel."

He said his last comment was not included in the film either.

Alpher was also angered by what he called "an act of deception."

"I made it very clear that I did not wish to take sides in the American elections," he told the AP. "I never would have given the interview had I known that they would edit my words into a film that endorsed either candidate ... they really misrepresented the purpose of the film."

Moore said it was not his intention to distort any of the film's participants comments in any way.

"If there are individuals who are concerned about how they were portrayed in the film, we'll talk to them and address their concerns," he said.

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On the Net: http://www.jcer.info/film

Gunmen kill 8 at bar in northern Mexico

Authorities in northern Mexico say gunmen opened fire on a bar in the city of Torreon. Eight people are dead and 20 wounded.

Coahuila state prosecutors say at least six gunmen arrived before dawn Saturday at a bar that was being inaugurated in the city of Torreon and started shooting.

Prosecutors say no arrests have been made and that a motive for the attack has not been determined.

Coahuila state in northeast Mexico has seen a spike in drug-related violence that authorities attribute to a fight between the Gulf cartel and former enforcers known as the Zetas.

Drug-related violence in Mexico has claimed more than 22,700 lives President Felipe Calderon launched a crackdown against drug traffickers in December 2006.

Vermont city's foray into telecom hits $17M snag

A public option for phone, cable and Internet seemed like a good idea when this Vermont college town launched Burlington Telecom four years ago.

Now top city officials are under fire to explain a $17 million debt and whether taxpayer dollars are subsidizing an enterprise usually left to the private sector.

Burlington has touted its telecom system as one of fewer than three dozen "fiber-to-the-home" cable systems in the country, with gigantic capacity and superior speeds for Internet transmission. One of the hottest debates in its brief history came last year when Burlington Telecom decided to continue carrying the English-language version of the Qatar-based network Al-Jazeera.

The new telecom tussle has unfolded in recent weeks after city officials revealed that Burlington Telecom had borrowed $17 million from the city's "pooled cash" in the past two years but had not paid it back within the 60 days required under its state license.

The administration of Mayor Bob Kiss has come under attack by critics who say the mayor's office failed to keep the City Council adequately informed of Burlington Telecom's troubles and kept the public in the dark.

City Councilor Ed Adrian charged Thursday that Jonathan Leopold, the city's chief administrative officer, had "intentionally deceived" the council and had failed to tell state regulators about the debt cap violation. Adrian has called for an investigation and for Leopold to be placed on unpaid leave.

The developments have reinvigorated the debate over whether a city should be involved in phone, cable and Internet services and whether the city enterprise is on a level playing field with Comcast cable company and FairPoint Communications.

The mayor and Leopold say Burlington Telecom is still on track for success as long as the Vermont Public Service Board will loosen the limit on how long BT can borrow city funds and if the enterprise is allowed more time to meet its goals.

Kiss said having more time to expand will determine how much financing the venture will seek when it goes to the private financial markets to raise money to complete the project and pay down the $17 million debt to the city.

"The question is how much more do we need before we get to cash-flow positive," the mayor said.

Getting the debt paid off could address what Commissioner David O'Brien of the state Department of Public Service said was his biggest concern _ that Burlington Telecom had put the city's taxpayers at risk. If BT fails, taxpayers could be left to pay millions of dollars, he said.

Leopold and the mayor said BT's current debt is $48 million to $50 million.

Municipal phone systems are relatively rare around the country, but some have been successful. The town of Hawarden in northwestern Iowa began working on a municipal service in the mid-1990s but ran into legal challenges from private carriers. The town prevailed in 1999 before the Iowa Supreme Court.

"The legal battles are behind us, and we really haven't had any issues for quite some time," said Hawarden City Administrator Gary Tucker. "It's a very successful community venture."

Greek champion Olympiakos signs Valverde as new coach

Greek champion Olympiakos signed Ernesto Valverde as its new coach.

The club announced the signing in a statement Wednesday, but did not give details about the contract. Local news reports said the 44-year-old Spanish coach would receive euro1.2 million (US$1.9 million) per year.

Valverde replaces interim coach Jose Segura, who took over for two months after Takis Lemonis was fired in March.

Valverde on Monday quit as coach of Espanyol, which finished 12th in the 20-team Spanish league.

89-year-old arrested for keeping ball sues family

An 89-year-old Cincinnati-area woman arrested for confiscating the neighbor kid's football is now suing the boy's parents.

Edna Jester filed a lawsuit in Hamilton County Common Pleas Court claiming she has suffered emotional distress because footballs and other playthings belonging to her next-door neighbors keep landing in her yard.

In October, Jester refused to return a football, was taken to the Blue Ash police station and charged with petty theft. The prosecutor later dropped the case.

The lawsuit against parents Paul and Kelly Tanis seeks unspecified monetary damages.

Kelly Tanis calls the suit "very silly" but says she and her husband also worry because they have five children and can't afford a lawyer.

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Information from: The Cincinnati Enquirer, http://www.enquirer.com

понедельник, 12 марта 2012 г.

Happy return as ex-pupil heads home for concert

A FORMER Ysgol y Preseli pupil is returning to West Wales for agig.

Since leaving school Ziad Jabero has been creating a buzz on thefestival circuits with his band The Baghdaddies.

Brought up in Blaenffos, Ziad's studies took him to Newcastleuniversity.

It was there that he put his multi-dextrous musical talents togood use, when he co-formed The Baghdaddies in 1996.

Since then, the band, who fuse Balkan flavours with Caribbeangrooves, Middle Eastern rhythms and healthy doses of ska, jazz, andpunk, have become solid features on the international stages.Touring the far reaches of the globe extensively for the past 14years.

Awaiting his 20 year Preseli school reunion this October, Ziadlists one highlight of his prolific 100-shows-a-year schedule asplaying with The Flying Dragon Circus.

Launched in Beijing, the ground-breaking blend of western andChinese circus, was directed by legendary Archaos founder PierroBidon, and scored by highly respected Chinese composer, Yang Le.

From crowds of over 50,000 people at Brighton's Millennium Eveparty, to rubbing shoulders with royalty at the Royal Opera House,the Baghdaddies return once more to Queen's Hall, Narberth, andpromise to deliver their world renowned uplifting and infectiouslydanceable tunes, with hypnotic five part harmonies, blistering brassand a rhythm section you can't keep still to.

The Baghdaddies will be performing Friday, September 10, withsupport from local hip-hop crew, Regime. Tickets are Pounds 10 orPounds 8 for Span Arts members.

B.J. on his way back to Bulls

Baby-faced B.J. Armstrong will return to the cradle of his NBAcareer today when he signs a one-year, $1 million contract with theBulls.

"We've reached a verbal agreement, and I'm extremely happy aboutthe deal I've struck and the people I've struck it with," Armstrongsaid from Los Angeles on Thursday. "Now I'm coming in to sign it. Ican't remember feeling this happy since the Bulls drafted and signedme to my first NBA contract 10 years ago."

Armstrong, the 18th overall selection in the 1989 draft out ofIowa, helped the Bulls win their first three championships and wasvoted by fans to be a starter in the 1994 All-Star Game. The 6-2guard averaged a career-high 14.8 points and 3.9 assists that season.

Armstrong's first tour with the Bulls ended after the 1994-95season, when he was left unprotected in the expansion draft. He wasthe first player chosen by the Toronto Raptors, who traded him to theGolden State Warriors for five players.

He played 2 1/2 seasons for the Warriors, who sent him to theCharlotte Hornets midway through the 1997-98 season. During theabbreviated 1999 season, he was traded to the Los Angeles Lakers,released and picked up by the Orlando Magic. In 32 games, heaveraged 3.3 points and 1.9 assists.

"Now here I am, coming back home," said Armstrong, who will turn32 on Sept. 9. "I started my career here. I married my wife,Jennifer, here. This is where she was born, and her family stilllives here. Plus, we've kept our home here on the North Side eversince because we always planned to settle down in Chicago after myNBA career.

"I don't know how many more years I plan to play NBA ball. I'mtaking it one year at a time now. But I'm happy to be a part ofanother rebuilding program."

Armstrong also is thrilled to be rejoining the Bulls.

"My appreciation for Chicago and for how (chairman) JerryReinsdorf and (general manager) Jerry Krause conduct business is evengreater now that I've had a chance to compare them with the otherorganizations I've played for," Armstrong said. "This is a first-class organization that does things the right way, and I firmlybelieve they will rebuild another championship team.

"I'm just happy to be a part of the process. All the players theyare adding to this team are people with positive attitudes as well aspeople with talent. (Michael) Jordan had probably more character thanhe had talent. That's what really wins championships for you:character."

Veteran center Will Perdue re-signed with the Bulls on Wednesdayafter a four-year absence. He was one of Armstrong's teammatesduring the Bulls' first three-peat.

Free-agent forward Dickey Simpkins also hopes to remain a part ofthe program for a sixth consecutive season after helping the Bullswin their last three championships.

"I haven't received any definite offer from the Bulls yet," saidSimpkins, who played every game last season and averaged 9.2 pointsand 6.8 rebounds. "But I think a deal can get done whenever we canget together and they make an offer.

"I'd like to stay here, and I believe I had a good season playingfor coach Tim Floyd. We had a great player-coach relationship. Hegave me an opportunity to play and gain confidence in my skills, andI understand what he wants on the court. It would be nice if wecould get a deal done (this weekend)."

Otherwise, Simpkins will explore the interest being expressed bythe Lakers, Washington Wizards, Vancouver Grizzlies and DallasMavericks.

Appeals court upholds Arizona immigration law

A federal appeals court on Wednesday upheld an Arizona law that penalizes businesses that knowingly hire illegal immigrants and requires them to verify the employment status of their workers.

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision rejected a challenge by business and civil-rights groups that contend the law infringes on federal immigration powers.

The law, intended to lessen the economic incentive for immigrants to sneak into the country, imposes civil penalties on employers by suspending or revoking their business licenses when they are found to have knowingly hired illegal immigrants.

While it upheld the law, a three-judge panel of the court left the door open for other challenges, saying no one has been accused of violating the law since it took effect nine months ago.

Republican state Rep. Russell Pearce of Mesa, the author of the law, said the ruling is a big win for the movement to get state and local governments to crack down on illegal immigration.

"Locals are just as responsible for the crisis in America in this invasion (of illegal immigrants) as the federal government," Pearce said.

The civil-rights groups that challenged the law are considering whether to appeal the ruling to the 9th Circuit or the U.S. Supreme Court.

Jonathan Weissglass, an attorney for the groups, said the law and the ruling could create problems for employers who have operations in more than one state because states could have different sets of hiring rules.

"What the 9th Circuit has allowed is everyone can enact its own laws regarding immigrant employment, which would create chaos," Weissglass said.

It's unclear whether the business groups that challenged the law will seek an appeal. Two lawyers representing the groups were unavailable for comment Wednesday because they were out of the country.

Lawyers for the state argued that while a similar federal hiring law prevents states from imposing civil or criminal penalties against businesses for illegal hirings, the federal law lets states take licensing actions against violators. The appellate court agreed with that argument.

A lower-court judge upheld the law in February.

Your views

Total smoking ban strikes at freedom

The recent talk about an "all-county smoking ban" is anotherexample of a few people (who think they have the power of God) toeliminate West Virginia's rights of freedom.

We are talking about adults who smoke at bars and gamblingparlors, not children. I am not a smoker, but it is my right as anAmerican to choose where I go, whether I smoke or not, and whether Ichoose to be with smokers.

If the smoke bothers me, I have the right to leave and not bearound this environment.

I should have the right to choose, as a West Virginian (who arealways born free) to smoke and get cancer, to ride a four-wheeler andbreak my neck, or jump from rocks into lakes and drown.

Let's free this state from politicians, and a very small group ofpeople, who believe they have the personal right to dictate to allWest Virginians and pass laws that take away our rights.

After all, they are not God.

Jim Francis

Charleston

At least the president

has given us jokes

I've decided that the best approach now is to look at the onepositive thing the Bush administration has given us - comedymaterial.

Granted, I'd rather not have quite so much comedy material comingfrom the president, but, hey, at least it's something.

Here are some jokes I've made up to help see me through theserough times:

What do you call a Republican lesbian?

An angry woman who votes against herself.

What do you call Dick Cheney when he's holding a gun?

Anything he wants. Just don't shoot me.

How many Republicans does it take to run the country?

Fifteen - one to sign vetoes and 14 to move his pen.

When all looks bleak and dismal coming from the White House, laughor you'll cry like a little baby. I've cried enough. It's time forthe laughter to begin.

Nancy Toney

St. Albans

Today in History

Today is Saturday, May 22, the 142nd day of 2010. There are 223 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On May 22, 1960, an earthquake of magnitude 9.5, the strongest on record, struck southern Chile. According to the U.S. Geological Survey website, the quake claimed approximately 1,655 lives, injured 3,000 people, left 2 million homeless and caused $550 million worth of damage.

On this date:

In 1860, the United States and Japan exchanged ratifications of the Treaty of Amity and Commerce during a ceremony in Washington.

In 1885, French author Victor Hugo died in Paris at age 83.

In 1935, President Franklin D. Roosevelt appeared before Congress to explain his decision to veto a bill that would have allowed World War I veterans to cash in bonus certificates before their 1945 due date.

In 1939, the foreign ministers of Germany and Italy, Joachim von Ribbentrop and Galeazzo Ciano, signed a "Pact of Steel" committing the two countries to a military alliance.

In 1947, the Truman Doctrine was enacted as Congress appropriated military and economic aid for Greece and Turkey.

In 1968, the nuclear-powered submarine USS Scorpion, with 99 men aboard, sank in the Atlantic Ocean. (The remains of the sub were later found on the ocean floor 400 miles southwest of the Azores.)

In 1969, the lunar module of Apollo 10, with Thomas P. Stafford and Eugene Cernan aboard, flew to within nine miles of the moon's surface in a dress rehearsal for the first lunar landing.

In 1972, President Richard Nixon began a visit to the Soviet Union, during which he and Kremlin leaders signed the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. The island nation of Ceylon became the republic of Sri Lanka.

In 1985, U.S. sailor Michael L. Walker was arrested aboard the aircraft carrier Nimitz, two days after his father, John A. Walker Jr., was apprehended; both were later convicted of spying for the Soviet Union. (Michael Walker served 15 years in prison and was released in 2000.)

In 1990, after years of conflict, pro-Western North Yemen and pro-Soviet South Yemen merged to form a single nation, the Republic of Yemen. Boxer Rocky Graziano died in New York at age 71.

Ten years ago: The Supreme Court struck down, 5-4, a federal law that shielded children from sex-oriented cable TV channels. A committee of the Arkansas Supreme Court recommended that President Bill Clinton be disbarred for giving false testimony about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case. (Clinton later agreed to give up his Arkansas law license for five years.)

Five years ago: First lady Laura Bush was heckled by protesters _ Israelis as well as Palestinians _ during a visit to holy sites in Jerusalem. Three Romanian journalists and their Iraqi-American guide were freed after nearly two months in captivity in Iraq. Voice actor Thurl Ravenscroft, who supplied Tony the Tiger's "They're grrrrreat!" for more than 50 years, died in Fullerton, Calif. at age 91.

One year ago: President Barack Obama promised graduating midshipmen at the U.S. Naval Academy that, as their commander in chief, he would only send them "into harm's way when it is absolutely necessary." Vice President Joe Biden arrived in Lebanon to reinforce U.S. support for the government ahead of key parliamentary elections.

Today's Birthdays: Movie reviewer Judith Crist is 88. Singer Charles Aznavour is 86. Actor Michael Constantine is 83. Conductor Peter Nero is 76. Actor-director Richard Benjamin is 72. Actor Frank Converse is 72. Actor Michael Sarrazin is 70. Former CNN anchor Bernard Shaw is 70. Actress Barbara Parkins is 68. Songwriter Bernie Taupin is 60. Actor-producer Al Corley is 54. Singer Morrissey is 51. Actress Ann Cusack is 49. Country musician Dana Williams (Diamond Rio) is 49. Rock musician Jesse Valenzuela is 48. Rhythm-and-blues singer Johnny Gill (New Edition) is 44. Rock musician Dan Roberts (Crash Test Dummies) is 43. Actress Brooke Smith is 43. Model Naomi Campbell is 40. Actress Anna Belknap is 38. Actress Alison Eastwood is 38. Singer Donell Jones is 37. Actress A.J. Langer is 36. Olympic gold-medal speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno is 28.

Thought for Today: "Tact is, after all, a kind of mind-reading." _ Sarah Orne Jewett, American author (1849-1909).

(Above Advance for Use Saturday, May 22)

Copyright 2010, The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

A Few Words on Area Events

This may be National Poetry Month, but in Chicago there arepoetry-related events every week.

For example, the fifth national All Poetry Video Festival takesplace April 16-19 at the Kino-Eye Cinema at Chicago Filmmakers and atthe Chopin Theater, both at 1543 W. Division.

What follows is information on that event and otherpoetry-related entertainment:TODAY:; The 20th annual Loyola Poetry Festival starts at 7:30 p.m.at the Crown Center Auditorium, Loyola University, 6525 N. Sheridan.Featured poets will be Marianne Boruch and Richard Jones. Areception will follow the readings. Admission is free. Call (312)508-2240.THURSDAY; : The University of Chicago will celebrate NationalPoetry Month with a Phoenix Poets reading series. The event kicksoff at 7:30 p.m. at the Chicago Humanities Institute at theuniversity campus, 1100 E. 57th. The featured poet is Gail Mazur,author of The Common. For information call (312) 702-0376.SATURDAY; : A "Performathon" of poetry, music, dance andperformance art runs from 7-10 p.m. at Randolph Street Gallery, 756N. Milwaukee. A donation of $10 is suggested for adults; $5 forstudents and seniors. Proceeds will benefit Columbia College'sgraduate program in interdisciplinary arts. Call (312) 666-7737.APRIL 11: The University of Chicago's Phoenix Poets seriescontinues at 7 p.m. at 57th Street Books, 1301 E. 57th. The featuredpoet is Robert Polito, author of Doubles. Call (312) 702-0376.APRIL 13: Poets Fran Gilmore, Gabrielle Kaplan and Kathleen Kirkwill read from their works from 2 to 4 p.m. at the Books and BrewCoffee House at the Logan Square Public Library, 3255 W. Altgeld.There also will be an open mike. Admission and refreshments arefree. Call (312) 744-5295.APRIL 16: The Guild Complex's All Poetry Video Festival, which runsthrough April 19, opens with a screening of "Il Postino" (ThePostman). The film, which won an Academy Award for best score for adrama this year, was inspired by the life of Chilean poet anddiplomat Pablo Neruda. The show will begin at 7:30 p.m. at theKino-Eye Cinema at Chicago Filmmakers, 1543 W. Division. Tickets:$7. Call (312) 907-2189 for information on this and other festevents.APRIL 17: The All Poetry Video Festival continues with a NationalPoetry Video Slam at 7:30 p.m. at the Chopin Theater, 1543 W.Division. Judges and the audiences will rate competing videos via anapplause meter. Tickets: $6.APRIL 18: Poet Susan Steward, author of The Forest, will read herworks at 7 p.m. at Chicago Humanities Institute at the University ofChicago campus. The event is part of the Phoenix Poets series.Admission is free.APRIL 18: The video festival hosts a National Screening at 7:30p.m. at the Kino-Eye Cinema at Chicago Filmmakers. The year'sselection of nationally submitted videos includes award winners fromHonolulu to Canada. Paying tribute to Native American Week, theevent also presents works by Anihinaabe; Ojibwe; Chippewa activistJim Northrup and Blackfoot; Sioux; French filmmaker Annie Frazier.Tickets: $6.

среда, 7 марта 2012 г.

LOOKING BACK

The Meaning of Freedom

DATELINE: April 22, 1932

SOURCE: The Sentinel

"NOW THERE AROSE a new king of Egypt, who knew not Joseph" [Exodus i:8].

Joseph had dreamed of greatness of royalty. Instead, he was sold into slavery, followed by imprisonment. Were his dreams abandoned? Did his royal ambition die within him because of lack of nourishment?

No! Joseph was never resigned to his fate. One thought was uppermost in his mind, Liberty! And when it came, it found Joseph ready to meet it.

Israel, too, is a dreamer. Sold into slavery by a Pharaoh, he refused to surrender his dream. Apparently submissive yet inwardly rebellious, Israel never lost the …

Larsson to coach 2nd tier club in Sweden

Former Celtic and Barcelona striker Henrik Larsson says he will coach Swedish second-tier club Landskrona Bois.

Larsson said Monday he has signed a one-year contract with the club, which finished eighth in second-tier league Superettan last season.

The 38-year-old played for Landskrona's southern-Sweden rivals Helsingborg in the Swedish …

понедельник, 5 марта 2012 г.

U.S. Orders Closing of Venezuelan Office

CARACAS, Venezuela - The U.S. government ordered Venezuela to close its military purchasing office in Miami after suspending arms sales to the South American country, American officials said Thursday.

The U.S. government announced in May it was banning new arms sales, accusing President Hugo Chavez's government of failing to cooperate in counterterrorism efforts - a charge strongly denied by Chavez.

Venezuela's Foreign Ministry demanded that the U.S. government uphold all pending contracts for military equipment. American officials have said the United States would honor such contracts.

"The Department of State did inform the Venezuelan government that it has to …

Downturn hits chemicals.(chemical industry financial reporting information)(Brief Article)(Statistical Data Included)(Industry Overview)

DuPont, Dow, Eastman and Rhodia have all issued warnings that second quarter earnings will fall short of expectations, adding to the litany of chemical companies hurt by the spreading economic downturn.

DuPont estimates share earnings will be down 50-60% on last year, at $0.35-$0.45 a share. In response to weak markets, DuPont has already unveiled plans to cut 4000 jobs globally and has slashed capital spending 20% to $1.6bn.

Meanwhile, US giant Dow Chemical has stated that it no longer expects to meet its previously stated estimate of $0.35-$0.45 per share for the second quarter. It does, however, expect its earnings to be within the …

TRUE HIGH DEFINITION ARRIVES IN INDIA WITH LAUNCH OF HD VMD.

New Medium Enterprises (NME) (BULLETIN BOARD: NMEN), Mumbai, India, has unveiled the world's first Multi Layer Disc and Player format and High Definition Bollywood film titles in India.

NME is introducing HD for the first time in India, with their HD VMD (High Definition Versatile Multilayer Disc) Multilayer Player, along with content in Hindi, Tamil, English and gradually in all regional languages. Also launched was an HD VMD Bundle Box including 5 HD titles, available at a RRP of RS11500, through Indian retailers and on e-commerce sites for Asian audiences living overseas.

As part of NME's launch into six regions worldwide, India remains a central and important focus within its global strategy. With top tier Bollywood film distributor Eros already signed up as an international partner, NME is forging a number of other key content and electronic relationships, quickly establishing HD …

NURSES GROUP TO BEGIN IMMUNIZATION PROJECT.(Capital Region)

Byline: YANCEY ROY Staff writer

Dovetailing with President Clinton's call for free childhood vaccinations, the New York State Nurses Association is commencing an ambitious immunization project for children from Saratoga Springs to Plattsburgh.

Call it "Have Shots, Will Travel."

Beginning this week, a 27-foot renovated recreational vehicle will comb through seven counties providing free or low-cost shots. The program kicked off in Hudson Falls on Tuesday and will go to Glens Falls today.

The mobile unit will also travel through Saratoga, Washington, Warren, Essex, Hamilton, Franklin and Clinton counties.

The clinic on wheels will …

FBI tapes might elude Illinois impeachment panel

State legislators weighing evidence against Gov. Rod Blagojevich may finish their work before getting any tapes of the governor's conversations that were made secretly by the FBI, attorneys indicated Monday.

The House impeachment panel is racing to complete its job, possibly by the end of this week. But the efforts of federal prosecutors to give the panel some of the FBI tapes face a potential obstacle course in court that could take up several weeks.

"These tapes are relevant evidence; we'd like to have them," said David Ellis, a lawyer for the impeachment panel. But he said the panel could wrap up its work as early as this week, and "we …

Love's self-punishing magic and confusion; 'Orange' is watchable but has a few seeds

'Orange Lemon Egg Canary'

Recommended

When: Through May 18

Where: Uma Productions at Chopin Theatre Studio, 1543 W. Division

Tickets: $15-$20

Phone: (773) 347-1375

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Peel an orange and uncover a lemon. Peel the lemon and find anegg. Crack the egg and ... well, you might discover a chirpingcanary, or you might just get a whole lot of messy yolk on yourhands.

Could this possibly be a metaphor for love, or at least thatother common form of dementia known as romantic delusion? New York-based playwright Rinne Groff suggests that might be the case in"Orange Lemon Egg Canary," her stylish if somewhat less …

воскресенье, 4 марта 2012 г.

Zarrella: Look at profits, not just share.(Brief Article)

The pressure is on Ron Zarrella, president of General Motors North America, to increase GM's market share. Zarrella talked with Staff Reporter Joe Miller at the North American International Auto Show on Monday, Jan. 10. The following are edited excerpts.

GM in the U.S. finished 1999 below 30 percent market share, and there has been speculation that you'll end up the scapegoat.

I think the press is dramatically over-trained on our market-share performance. We're going to have a record financial year this year (1999). We'll make twice the amount of money we've ever made in North America. That's partially the result of an extremely strong market. We stabilized …

Study Finds BPA Can Alter Brain Function in Primates.(Report)

Researchers at the Yale School of Medicine (New Haven, CT) have released a study showing low levels of bisphenol a (BPA) can affect brain activity in monkeys, the first study to connect BPA to developmental problems in primates. The researchers exposed monkeys to levels of BPA that EPA deems safe for humans. "This study is the first to demonstrate an adverse effect of BPA on the brain in a nonhuman primate model and further amplifies concerns about the widespread use of BPA in medical equipment, and in food preparation and storage," the researchers say. The study found BPA interferes with the primates' brain development in a way that has "profound implications" for …

CLARK TAKES HEAT AT DEMOCRATS' DEBATE.(MAIN)

Byline: New York Times

PHOENIX -- Retired Gen. Wesley K. Clark, the newest entrant into the Democratic presidential contest, was repeatedly upbraided by his rivals at a CNN-sponsored debate on Thursday night for what they said was a muddled position on whether he would have supported the resolution granting President Bush the authority to invade Iraq.

Howard Dean, the former Vermont governor, first noted that Clark had advised a candidate for Congress last year to support the resolution, then appeared to change his view.

Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman of Connecticut followed up by saying he had been ``disappointed'' in Clark and recited a litany of …

ENDORSEMENT AT ISSUE DEAD WOMAN'S NAME DISCOVERED ON PETITION.(Local)

Byline: Jay Jochnowitz Staff writer

Michael Custard and the state Board of Elections have a common goal these days: They're both wondering how Custard's dead mother endorsed a candidate for the Albany County Legislature this year.

It's not a mystery likely to change the results of the Third District primary, in which the mother's apparent pick-from-beyond-the- grave, incumbent James Bouldin, lost to challenger Ruby Hughes by 60 votes. For that matter, the issue isn't even over a vote, but one name on a nominating petition of 941 other signatures.

But it could have serious consequences for a Bouldin campaign worker, who signed a statement affirming …

First-time jobless claims drop slightly

The number of newly laid-off workers requesting jobless benefits in the U.S. fell slightly last week for the third straight time. But initial claims remain above levels that would signal net job gains.

New claims for unemployment insurance fell 5,000 to a seasonally adjusted 457,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. That nearly matched analysts' estimates of 455,000, according to Thomson Reuters.

The four-week average of jobless claims, which smooths out volatility, dropped to 471,250. Still, the average has risen by 30,000 since the start of this year. That's raised concerns among economists that persistent unemployment could weaken the recovery.

Tropical Depression Forms in Atlantic

MIAMI - The 15th tropical depression of the Atlantic hurricane season formed Thursday in the open ocean, forecasters said.

At 11 p.m., the storm was about 905 miles east of Bermuda, according to the …

Consumer Finance Firms' Outlook Bleak, Fitch Says.(Brief Article)

Prospects are still poor for consumer finance companies, Fitch Inc. officials said on Wednesday.

"Competitive pressures have changed the economic landscape" for the industry, said Thomas Abruzzo, a senior director for the New York ratings firm, in a conference call with analysts and reporters.

With capital markets volatile, competition keen, and the economy slogging through its first recession in a decade, investors have turned against finance companies. Access to the capital markets could be hard for them to come by until the economy recovers and investors regain their confidence, Mr. Abruzzo said.

Finance companies have been hurting for years. …

DANES STACKING THE DECK.(Sports)

Byline: MARK McGUIRE

Don't tell anybody this University at Albany/poker connection is a fluke.

Even if it probably is.

Jamie Gold, former student: 2006 World Series of Poker Main Event champion.

Hevad "RaiNKhaN" Khan, former student: 2007 World Series of Poker final table, and master showman.

Add Larry Spraker. After the past two years, you'd expect the 1985 UAlbany grad from Clifton Park to get to the final table this year.

OK, he didn't. But he did get to Day 2. Did you?

Busted on ace-jack suited, right before the break. So it goes.

He did see Khan out in Las Vegas, and introduced himself as yet …

суббота, 3 марта 2012 г.

CASH FLOW SLOWS TO A TRICKLE.(CAPITAL REGION)

Byline: TIM O'BRIEN Staff writer

TROY -- Tracey Neitzel knows how it feels to work for the city of Troy: Cash-flow problems, budget woes and a need for the legislature to act before finances are put in order.

But Neitzel is not a city employee. She is the executive director of Joseph's House, a homeless shelter usually funded with federal Community Block Development Grant money. The city has not yet decided how to distribute those funds, which ordinarily become part of community agencies' budgets July 1.

``As of today, I am spending money that is not committed,'' Neitzel said. ``We use it for some very, very basic needs here.''

The city …

Letters to Occupy protesters span broad spectrum

NEW YORK (AP) — Supporters from around the country and abroad are sending as many as 100 letters a day — sometimes with money, weather gear or packages of cookies —to the Occupy Wall Street protesters, reaching them through a UPS branch near their Zuccotti Park encampment.

"Please accept these humble donations," wrote one sender who did not disclose a name. "I am poor and am fighting foreclosure, but if you are willing to occupy and keep this message alive, I will support you."

With some of the letters are parcels of ponchos, gloves or camping gear for demonstrators. A good number of the senders apologize for being unable to send more donations because of their own financial …

Subtle shades of permeability

Na+ and K+ ions differ in diameter by only a few tenths of an A, but that is enough for a channel to select one ion over the other by factors that can exceed 1000. Physiologists have been wondering how this can take place for several decades, and now that we are starting to see crystal structures, some answers are emerging. Before the crystal structure, we knew that ion permeation depended on the energetics of ions interacting with water versus the channel protein. We suspected, and in some cases knew, what some of the contributions were. They included dehydration of the permeating ion, image forces due to the different polarizabilities of the water and membrane, interactions with charged …

Eighth Conference of the European Network of Buddhist-Christian Studies: St. Ottilien, Germany, 11-15 June 2009.(NEWS AND VIEWS)(Conference notes)

With a higher proportion of Buddhist participants from Europe, Asia, and the United States than ever before, the European Network of Buddhist-Christian Studies at its 2009 conference in the Benedictine Archabbey of St. Ottilien near Munich addressed the question of authority, both spiritual and temporal, in the two traditions. There seems to have been little comparative study of this topic, and there were many surprises as the speakers were confronted with aspects they had not been aware of in their own traditions and in those of others.

The conference began with intercultural music that drew on Christian and Buddhist themes. After this, Brother Josef Gotz spoke about the Benedictine Archabbey of St. Ottilien, stressing its longstanding and enriching participation in intermonastic dialogue. Elizabeth Harris, the incoming president of the network, then introduced the theme. She pointed to contemporary literature in English that represented the crisis in authority in the West and stressed that this was compounded by the awareness that some of those with power to enforce authority in the world did not possess legitimacy. She then raised a series of questions connected with the different forms of authority to be discussed at the conference--from the balance between external and internal authority to the struggle with institutional authority for equality between men and women. She hoped for three outcomes from the conference: that participants would be able to explore what their own tradition said about authority; that they would give wisdom to each other on the theme, Buddhist to Christian and Christian to Buddhist; and that all would reflect on how they represented themselves to the wider society, both to those searching for religious authority and those rejecting all authority.

Following up this theme of a contemporary crisis of authority, Rita Gross said that Buddhists, in the spirit of the teaching on impermanence (P. anicca), need to take seriously the historicity of their different traditions in order to develop a nonsectarian history of Buddhism that acknowledges the authenticity of the foundational Buddhism of the first four hundred years. The Kalamasutta (AN.I.188-193), one of the discourses in the Pali canon, which was cited again and again in the course of the discussion, urges the Buddhist to assess the trustworthiness of teachers and their teaching, but criteria such as "what the wise would accept" or whether a text is accepted by the sangha (community) raise the problem of determining what constitutes wisdom and the authenticity of a text, as noted by Shenpen Hookham and Zhiru Shi. Rita Gross remarked on the irony that many Western Buddhists, despite their rationalistic education, abandon critical discernment and prefer myths to history. This is regrettable, as Western Buddhists have their own …

GRIEVING FDNY GETS NEW LEADER.(CAPITAL REGION)

Byline: DUNSTAN PRIAL Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Mayor-elect Michael Bloomberg on Sunday named Nicholas Scoppetta to replace Thomas Von Essen as commissioner of the Fire Department, which was devastated by the loss of 343 firefighters on Sept. 11.

Scoppetta served as commissioner of the Administration for Children's Services in the Giuliani administration. He has no Fire Department experience.

Bloomberg said he selected Scoppetta, 69, for his background in ``management and building.''

Bloomberg said the Fire Department of New York needs a commissioner who can rebuild its morale and bring to it a knowledge of state-of-the-art technology …

China shares mixed on fears of property curbs

Chinese shares ended mixed Thursday as investors shifted from real estate blue chips to smaller companies amid concern about government moves to cool housing prices.

The benchmark Shanghai Composite Index lost 33.79 points, or 1.1 percent, to close at 2,999.48. The Shenzhen Composite Index for China's smaller second exchange edged up 0.2 percent to 1,213.41.

The Shanghai benchmark had a short-lived recovery Wednesday but fell back amid uncertainty about the impact of curbs were announced last week to cool speculative real estate trading blamed for soaring prices.

"Most investors were uncertain how big the impact these policies will be, while …

Corporate Goals: An Infinite Variety -- Counting Down to Zero.

CMA says nearly all its members met the September 1 deadline for submitting company-specific Responsible Care goals, but there is much variation among companies' chosen targets. Observers say this will make it more difficult for CMA to achieve its promise to search for common themes and patterns that might justify establishing association-wide goals.

Each company was under a CMA mandate to specify goals that it would measure and publicly report. Those who have been studying the goals say they concentrate on environmental and safety metrics and reflect CMA's revised Responsible Care statement: "We will make continuous progress toward the vision of no accidents, injuries, or harm to the environment,"

"It's going to be a challenge to find areas of agreement among companies given the wide range of goals," says Thomas Grumbles, manager/product safety and occupational health at Condea Vista. Many submissions focus on …